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# The Horse And The Rider
One day a man sold his horse to an improssed prospective buyer by saying and warning that the horse only respon to certain instruction. "GO is Praise the Lord and STOP is God Bless Me."
The next day, the new owner mounted the horse and skepticallysaid, "Praise the Lord !" The horse began to run. he repeated the same word, the horse ran faster. Suddenly, he saw a cliff dead ahead-frantic, he yelled "God Bless me......." and they came to stop a foot from edge.
Wiping the sweat from his brow, he said, "PRAISE THE LORD."
Wow.........................................





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# A Drunk
a Drunk raled after a fire engine, but collepsed exhausted after a hundred metres, "Alright," he shouted. "Keep your ROTTEN ICE CREAM...........!!!"


# DEAF
A man sat on train, chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddemly the old lady sitting opposite said, "It's NO GOOD you talking to me, young man.....I'm very DEAF." She think that the man speak to her.....
He.........................



By
EyizZ (Eliz A.R.)